This is a test - Not the emergency broadcast system

So it turns out that the service call I did involved one of those Best Buy deals. Where the client thought he got himself a good deal on a "gaming rig" because it looked purdee and said ASUS on it. I'm half tempted to take pictures. I could not get this thing to post if my life depended on it. Running out of tricks. Outside of baking the board in an oven I've run out of options. I suspect the PSU fried the outputs for the graphical interface. His CPU is likely still good but this board... Well, let me say I'm surprised it even lasted as long as it did.